Steam Achievements Unlock Guide
Complete 60-achievement unlock guide and 100% completion planner for No, I'm not a Human, with spoiler flags, missable warnings, secret-achievement help, and community-tested route notes.
Achievement Route Lab
Data Coverage
As of 2026-07-06, 60 achievements are known (49 at launch + 11 in Usual Suspects 1.1.0). This table now documents all 60 in detail, including the post-launch additions.
Quick Answers
Can all achievements be unlocked in one run?
No. FEMA, cult, and aggressive routes conflict, so plan separate runs for reliable 100% completion.
How many achievements are currently documented here?
60 in the current database, with 60 known total after 1.1.0.
Which nights are most missable for achievement routes?
Keep manual saves before Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12 for branching quests and late-run checks.
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What Players Usually Need Before 100%
Missables
Keep manual saves before Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12. Those checkpoints carry the highest risk for route-locking achievements.
Secret Achievements
Basement quests, mushroom routes, recurring Visitors, and radio clues are the most common triggers behind hidden unlocks.
100% Route Planning
Do not force everything into one run. FEMA, cult, and aggressive branches are safer when split into separate completion runs.
High-Intent Achievement Pages
These two pages target the most common follow-up intents: what is easy to miss and which achievements hide behind secret or spoiler-heavy routes.
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Achievement Overview
20
Common (≥ 20% rarity)
29
Uncommon (5-19.9%)
6
Rare (1-4.9%)
5
Ultra Rare (<1%)
Known total after 1.1.0 is 60 achievements. This unlock guide currently documents all 60 of them in detail. Launch shipped with 49 achievements, and Usual Suspects 1.1.0 added 11 more. Plan for multiple runs, strategic save management, and missable-route protection.
Spoiler flags mirror the Steam listing. Total spoiler-tagged achievements: 37.
High-Impact Achievements
These checkpoints unlock major endings, track patched interactions, or require distinct playstyles. Use them to structure your achievement roadmap:
Yes, I'm Alone
Yes, I'm Alone
Get killed by the Intruder.
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Achieve the Yes, I'm a Murderer ending.
Shroom or Doom
Shroom or Doom
Achieve the Shroom or Doom ending.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
Start the day with coffee and a cigarette.
Welcome to FEMA
Welcome to FEMA
Achieve the Welcome to FEMA ending.
Everywhere at the End of Time
Everywhere at the End of Time
Unlock all endings.
Before You Continue
Confirm your target ending and nightly Visitor checks before continuing. This lowers missable risk in the final nights.
Route Planning Advice
Segment Your Runs: Dedicate separate playthroughs to faction endings (FEMA, Cult, Murderer), basement secrets, and pacifist runs to minimise conflicting requirements.
Maintain Save Checkpoints: Keep rotating saves before Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12 to revisit vigilante inspections, occult quests, and late-game visitor arcs.
Log Consumables: Achievements such as "Breakfast of Champions" or "Story Was a Little Dry" hinge on daily item choices—note drinks and medicines you consume.
Leverage Community Logs: The Steam forums and Reddit threads document obscure triggers like radio frequencies, teen mentorship, and FEMA disciplinary steps.
Documented Achievement Database
Search by name or unlock condition, sort by rarity or alphabetically, and toggle spoiler visibility. Use the filters to find specific achievements quickly.
| Achievement | Rarity |
|---|---|
Not on my watch! Identify a Visitor and take action (e.g., shoot them). | 90.7% Common |
TV Made Me Do It Check someone for the first time based on a clue from the TV. | 85.2% Common |
Come and seeSpoiler Accept the "Egghead Guy's" invitation to enter the hole in the basement. | 82.8% Common |
Special Delivery Order an item from ForRest. | 74.0% Common |
First time? Mistakenly identify a human as a Visitor and kill them. | 68.8% Common |
Harsh Compromise Accept a bribe from a Visitor (usually an energy drink) to let them in. | 61.1% Common |
Soooooo...Spoiler Answer the pale Visitor's question for the last time. | 59.3% Common |
Your Fluffy Master Feed the cat. | 56.3% Common |
Wrath of the VigilanteSpoiler Get killed by the Vigilante. | 52.1% Common |
Yes, I'm AloneSpoiler Get killed by the "Intruder." | 51.3% Common |
Amateurish ExorcismSpoiler Use a special item to attempt to exorcise a Visitor. | 48.1% Uncommon |
Lost in the RootsSpoiler Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest. | 47.5% Uncommon |
Do Not DisturbSpoiler Do not check anyone during the period requested by the "Egghead Guy." | 42.6% Uncommon |
Walk A Mile in Their ShoesSpoiler Experience the full story arc of a Visitor. | 39.8% Uncommon |
No, I'm not a Visitor Successfully pass the Vigilante's inspection. | 38.1% Uncommon |
What THE HELL Was That?!Spoiler Witness the "Fetus" that appears after the "Seductive Woman" dies. | 36.6% Uncommon |
Frenemy In different playthroughs, kill the same character when they are a human and when they are a Visitor. | 29.1% Uncommon |
No, I'm Not AloneSpoiler Achieve the "No, I'm Not Alone" ending. | 28.1% Uncommon |
A House with History Explore the past of your house. | 26.9% Uncommon |
House of the Living Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week. | 25.5% Uncommon |
Pest ControlSpoiler Crush a cockroach. | 19.3% Rare |
Idiot Box Watch all television programs. | 18.1% Rare |
I AM THE LAWSpoiler Take on the role of the Vigilante and pass judgment on an occupant. | 17.8% Rare |
Hot Potato Give a FEMA notice to a Visitor. | 17.4% Rare |
The End?Spoiler Achieve "The End?" ending. | 16.9% Rare |
Story Was a Little Dry Beat the game without drinking kombucha. | 13.5% Rare |
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! Give the "Sun Worshipper" beer until he vomits. | 12.5% Rare |
TAKE RESPONSIBILITYSpoiler Cause the death of a human due to your wrong decision. | 11.3% Rare |
Happier Days Find and view all photos or items related to the protagonist's past. | 11.0% Rare |
Bullets to spare Shoot 30 times in total. | 10.8% Rare |
Embrace The InevitableSpoiler Achieve the "Embrace The Inevitable" ending. | 10.6% Rare |
May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!Spoiler Achieve the "May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!" ending. | 9.7% Rare |
Yes, I'm a MurdererSpoiler Achieve the "Yes, I'm a Murderer" ending. | 9.5% Rare |
The road to the Mushroom LandSpoiler See the mushroom dream. | 9.3% Rare |
Radioactive Listen to all radio broadcasts. | 9.1% Rare |
Watch and learnSpoiler Teach a young man the meaning of murder. | 9.0% Rare |
Sommelier Fill your belly (drink every type of alcohol). | 9.0% Rare |
Fog-in-the-boxSpoiler No thanks. | 8.7% Rare |
Event HorizonSpoiler Witness the "Cold Person" reveal the black hole in their stomach. | 8.4% Rare |
Shroom or DoomSpoiler Achieve the "Shroom or Doom" ending. | 8.1% Rare |
Breakfast of Champions Start the day with coffee and a cigarette. | 7.8% Rare |
You Weren't Supposed to Hear ThatSpoiler Overhear a secret conversation through eavesdropping or special means. | 7.2% Rare |
Family Dinner Don't refuse entry to any visitor. | 6.6% Rare |
Over the Garden Wall Witness every window scene. | 5.9% Rare |
Welcome to FEMASpoiler Achieve the "Welcome to FEMA" ending. | 5.7% Rare |
In the darkSpoiler Made it alone, until the end. | 5.7% Rare |
A Very Sad PoemSpoiler Yeah... maybe don't read it again. | 5.3% Rare |
Wait...Spoiler Kill a Visitor just before they are about to reveal themselves. | 5.2% Rare |
The Usual Suspects Meet all characters at least once. | 5.1% Rare |
The Child of DoomSpoiler Achieve "The Child of Doom" ending. | 3.2% Very Rare |
Bullet DodgerSpoiler Survive the confrontation with the Vigilante (through a non-standard method). | 1.9% Very Rare |
Undulations of CapricornSpoiler Did that actually help? | 1.7% Very Rare |
The WolflordSpoiler Turns out you're not the only one with a gun. | 1.7% Very Rare |
Bring me a dreamSpoiler I'll try sleeping the special way. | 1.2% Very Rare |
You're Fired!Spoiler Manage to get a FEMA agent disciplined by their superior. | 1.0% Very Rare |
Rise up and walkSpoiler Well, they grew back. | 0.9% Very Rare |
Everywhere at the End of TimeSpoiler Unlock all endings. | 0.8% Very Rare |
The Whisperer in DarknessSpoiler Have a complete conversation with an unseen entity via the radio. | 0.6% Very Rare |
MartyrSpoiler Sacrifice yourself to save all human occupants. | 0.4% Very Rare |
Phone Book Call every available phone number in the game. | 0.1% Very Rare |
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Video Guide - Achievement Walkthrough
Watch a complete playthrough covering optimal routes for unlocking all achievements, including rare and ending-specific achievements.
Achievement FAQ
Common questions about unlocking achievements, resolving glitches, and optimizing your completion route.
Why didn't "Breakfast of Champions" unlock after drinking coffee every day?
Community-tested answer: Current player reports point to the achievement requiring coffee and a cigarette in the same morning, not coffee every day.
Solution: On the latest build, drink the coffee first and smoke the cigarette immediately after. If it still fails, reload an earlier save and repeat the sequence in one sitting.
Tip: Keep a manual save before using limited consumables so you can retry without replaying the whole run.
Can I unlock all achievements in a single playthrough?
Short answer: No. Many achievements are mutually exclusive due to conflicting faction choices, Visitor outcomes, or consumable tracking.
Plan at least three runs: a human pacifist route, a FEMA-compliant run, and a Visitor-extermination route.
Strategy tip: Use save scumming (manual saves before critical nights) to experiment with different choices without restarting the entire playthrough.
How do I unlock hidden/secret achievements without spoilers?
Spoiler-free hints:
- Pay attention to recurring Visitor dialogue—some drop hints about hidden quests.
- Check the basement thoroughly on multiple nights (not just Night 1).
- Don't always follow FEMA's instructions to the letter—experimentation is key.
- Track which Visitors reappear across multiple nights; relationship building unlocks secrets.
- Listen to the radio broadcasts every night for cryptic clues.
If you want full spoilers, toggle "Show Spoilers" in the achievement table above to reveal all hidden achievement names and unlock conditions.
My achievement unlocked but didn't register on Steam. What should I do?
Troubleshooting steps:
- Verify internet connection: Steam requires online connectivity to sync achievements.
- Restart Steam: Sometimes the client fails to sync—restart and wait 5-10 minutes.
- Check Steam overlay: Ensure Steam overlay is enabled in game settings (required for achievement tracking).
- Verify game files: Corrupted files can break achievement tracking (Steam → Library → Right-click game → Properties → Verify integrity).
- Retry from a nearby save: If syncing stalls, re-triggering the requirement from a manual save can force Steam to register it.
Steam sync delays still happen occasionally after night transitions. Relaunching both the game and the Steam client is the safest first step.
Are there any missable achievements I should worry about?
Yes—several achievements are easily missed:
- "Over the Garden Wall" — requires checking window scenes across a long stretch of the run, so a single missed night can force a reset.
- "The Usual Suspects" — depends on seeing the full cast, which usually takes multiple runs and careful tracking.
- Time-sensitive quest chains — Seductive Woman, Mushroom, and Egghead routes all have strict multi-night progression that can break if you miss a required scene or dialogue step.
Recommendation: Keep manual saves before Night 1, Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12. These are the most critical decision points for achievement-heavy quests.
Cross-Reference Routes
Pair with the Endings Matrix to confirm faction choices, vigilante tests, and cat-lady requirements tied to specific achievements.
Use the Patch History page to cross-check post-launch patches, content additions, and route notes before following older achievement advice.
Use the Visitor Identification Guide to secure pacifist runs for "Family Dinner" and flawless weeks for "House of the Living".