All Steam Achievements
Complete catalogue of No, I'm not a Human achievements with spoiler flags, rarity breakdowns, and community-tested tips.
Achievement Overview
20
Common (≥ 20% rarity)
21
Uncommon (5-19.9%)
3
Rare (1-4.9%)
4
Ultra Rare (<1%)
The current build tracks 48 achievements. Most are tied to ending routes, visitor questlines, or special event triggers—plan for multiple runs and strategic save management. Rarity percentages sourced from Steam Community Stats and third-party tracking sites as of September 23, 2025. Actual rates may vary.
Spoiler flags mirror the Steam listing. Total spoiler-tagged achievements: 28.
High-Impact Achievements
These checkpoints unlock major endings, track patched interactions, or require distinct playstyles. Use them to structure your achievement roadmap:
Yes, I'm Alone
Yes, I'm Alone
Get killed by the "Intruder."
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Achieve the "Yes, I'm a Murderer" ending.
Shroom or Doom
Shroom or Doom
Achieve the "Shroom or Doom" ending.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
Start the day with coffee and a cigarette.
Welcome to FEMA
Welcome to FEMA
Achieve the "Welcome to FEMA" ending.
Everywhere at the End of Time
Everywhere at the End of Time
Unlock all endings.
Route Planning Advice
Segment Your Runs: Dedicate separate playthroughs to faction endings (FEMA, Cult, Murderer), basement secrets, and pacifist runs to minimise conflicting requirements.
Maintain Save Checkpoints: Keep rotating saves before Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12 to revisit vigilante inspections, occult quests, and late-game visitor arcs.
Log Consumables: Achievements such as "Breakfast of Champions" or "Story Was a Little Dry" hinge on daily item choices—note drinks and medicines you consume.
Leverage Community Logs: The Steam forums and Reddit threads document obscure triggers like radio frequencies, teen mentorship, and FEMA disciplinary steps.
Complete Achievement Database
Search by name or unlock condition, sort by rarity or alphabetically, and toggle spoiler visibility. Use the filters to find specific achievements quickly.
| Achievement | Rarity |
|---|---|
Not on my watch! Identify a Visitor and take action (e.g., shoot them). | 90.7% Common |
TV Made Me Do It Check someone for the first time based on a clue from the TV. | 85.2% Common |
Come and seeSpoiler Accept the "Egghead Guy's" invitation to enter the hole in the basement. | 82.8% Common |
Special Delivery Order an item from ForRest. | 74.0% Common |
First time? Mistakenly identify a human as a Visitor and kill them. | 68.8% Common |
Harsh Compromise Accept a bribe from a Visitor (usually an energy drink) to let them in. | 61.1% Common |
Your Fluffy Master Feed the cat. | 56.3% Common |
Wrath of the VigilanteSpoiler Get killed by the Vigilante. | 52.1% Common |
Yes, I'm AloneSpoiler Get killed by the "Intruder." | 51.3% Common |
SooooooSpoiler Complete all special dialogues with the "Seductive Woman." | 50.6% Common |
Amateurish ExorcismSpoiler Use a special item to attempt to exorcise a Visitor. | 48.1% Uncommon |
Lost in the RootsSpoiler Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest. | 47.5% Uncommon |
Do Not DisturbSpoiler Do not check anyone during the period requested by the "Egghead Guy." | 42.6% Uncommon |
Walk A Mile in Their ShoesSpoiler Experience the full story arc of a Visitor. | 39.8% Uncommon |
No, I'm not a Visitor Successfully pass the Vigilante's inspection. | 38.1% Uncommon |
What THE HELL Was That?!Spoiler Witness the "Fetus" that appears after the "Seductive Woman" dies. | 36.6% Uncommon |
Frenemy In different playthroughs, kill the same character when they are a human and when they are a Visitor. | 29.1% Uncommon |
No, I'm Not AloneSpoiler Achieve the "No, I'm Not Alone" ending. | 28.1% Uncommon |
A House with History Explore the past of your house. | 26.9% Uncommon |
House of the Living Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week. | 25.5% Uncommon |
Idiot Box Watch all television programs. | 18.1% Rare |
I AM THE LAWSpoiler Take on the role of the Vigilante and pass judgment on an occupant. | 17.8% Rare |
Hot Potato Give a FEMA notice to a Visitor. | 17.4% Rare |
The End?Spoiler Achieve "The End?" ending. | 16.9% Rare |
Story Was a Little Dry Beat the game without drinking kombucha. | 13.5% Rare |
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! Give the "Sun Worshipper" beer until he vomits. | 12.5% Rare |
TAKE RESPONSIBILITYSpoiler Cause the death of a human due to your wrong decision. | 11.3% Rare |
Happier Days Find and view all photos or items related to the protagonist's past. | 11.0% Rare |
Embrace The InevitableSpoiler Achieve the "Embrace The Inevitable" ending. | 10.6% Rare |
May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!Spoiler Achieve the "May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!" ending. | 9.7% Rare |
Yes, I'm a MurdererSpoiler Achieve the "Yes, I'm a Murderer" ending. | 9.5% Rare |
Radioactive Listen to all radio broadcasts. | 9.1% Rare |
Watch and learnSpoiler Teach a young man the meaning of murder. | 9.0% Rare |
Sommelier Fill your belly (drink every type of alcohol). | 9.0% Rare |
Event HorizonSpoiler Witness the "Cold Person" reveal the black hole in their stomach. | 8.4% Rare |
Shroom or DoomSpoiler Achieve the "Shroom or Doom" ending. | 8.1% Rare |
Breakfast of Champions Start the day with coffee and a cigarette. | 7.8% Rare |
You Weren't Supposed to Hear ThatSpoiler Overhear a secret conversation through eavesdropping or special means. | 7.2% Rare |
Family Dinner Don't refuse entry to any visitor. | 6.6% Rare |
Welcome to FEMASpoiler Achieve the "Welcome to FEMA" ending. | 5.7% Rare |
Wait...Spoiler Kill a Visitor just before they are about to reveal themselves. | 5.2% Rare |
The Child of DoomSpoiler Achieve "The Child of Doom" ending. | 3.2% Very Rare |
Bullet DodgerSpoiler Survive the confrontation with the Vigilante (through a non-standard method). | 1.9% Very Rare |
You're Fired!Spoiler Manage to get a FEMA agent disciplined by their superior. | 1.0% Very Rare |
Everywhere at the End of TimeSpoiler Unlock all endings. | 0.8% Very Rare |
The Whisperer in DarknessSpoiler Have a complete conversation with an unseen entity via the radio. | 0.6% Very Rare |
MartyrSpoiler Sacrifice yourself to save all human occupants. | 0.4% Very Rare |
Phone Book Call every available phone number in the game. | 0.1% Very Rare |
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Video Guide - Achievement Walkthrough
Watch a complete playthrough covering optimal routes for unlocking all achievements, including rare and ending-specific achievements.
Achievement FAQ
Common questions about unlocking achievements, resolving glitches, and optimizing your completion route.
Why didn't "Breakfast of Champions" unlock after drinking coffee every day?
Known Issue: This achievement was bugged in versions prior to Hotfix #3 (September 23, 2025). The game incorrectly tracked instant coffee separately from brewed coffee.
Solution: Update to the latest patch and start a new playthrough. Make sure you drink coffee (any type) every single day from Day 1 to Day 14 without missing a single day.
Tip: Keep a checklist or use the in-game calendar to mark which days you've consumed coffee.
Can I unlock all achievements in a single playthrough?
Short answer: No. Many achievements are mutually exclusive due to conflicting faction choices, Visitor outcomes, or consumable tracking.
Plan at least three runs: a human pacifist route, a FEMA-compliant run, and a Visitor-extermination route.
Strategy tip: Use save scumming (manual saves before critical nights) to experiment with different choices without restarting the entire playthrough.
How do I unlock hidden/secret achievements without spoilers?
Spoiler-free hints:
- Pay attention to recurring Visitor dialogue—some drop hints about hidden quests.
- Check the basement thoroughly on multiple nights (not just Night 1).
- Don't always follow FEMA's instructions to the letter—experimentation is key.
- Track which Visitors reappear across multiple nights; relationship building unlocks secrets.
- Listen to the radio broadcasts every night for cryptic clues.
If you want full spoilers, toggle "Show Spoilers" in the achievement table above to reveal all hidden achievement names and unlock conditions.
My achievement unlocked but didn't register on Steam. What should I do?
Troubleshooting steps:
- Verify internet connection: Steam requires online connectivity to sync achievements.
- Restart Steam: Sometimes the client fails to sync—restart and wait 5-10 minutes.
- Check Steam overlay: Ensure Steam overlay is enabled in game settings (required for achievement tracking).
- Verify game files: Corrupted files can break achievement tracking (Steam → Library → Right-click game → Properties → Verify integrity).
- Check for save file corruption: If Hotfix #3 addressed save issues, ensure you're on the latest version.
Known bug (pre-Hotfix #2): Achievement progress didn't save correctly if the game crashed during a night transition. Fixed in current version—update recommended.
Are there any missable achievements I should worry about?
Yes—several achievements are easily missed:
- "First Impression" — Must be unlocked during your very first playthrough (talk to Cat Guy on Night 1). Cannot be earned on subsequent runs.
- "No Second Chances" — Requires specific Night 4 choices. If you fail the Intruder check, you cannot retry in the same playthrough.
- Time-sensitive quests — Seductive Woman, Mushroom, and Egghead questlines have strict night-by-night progression—missing a single dialogue option can lock you out.
Recommendation: Keep manual saves before Night 1, Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12. These are the most critical decision points for achievement-heavy quests.
Cross-Reference Routes
Pair with the Endings Matrix to confirm faction choices, vigilante tests, and cat-lady requirements tied to specific achievements.
Track fixes on the Patch History page—Hotfix #3 corrected "Breakfast of Champions" and addressed save-loss issues.
Use the Visitor Identification Guide to secure pacifist runs for "Family Dinner" and flawless weeks for "House of the Living".