All Steam Achievements
Complete catalogue of No, I'm not a Human achievements with spoiler flags, rarity breakdowns, and community-tested tips.
Achievement Overview
20
Common (≥ 20% rarity)
21
Uncommon (5-19.9%)
3
Rare (1-4.9%)
4
Ultra Rare (<1%)
The current build tracks 48 achievements. Most are tied to ending routes, visitor questlines, or special event triggers—plan for multiple runs and strategic save management. Statistics reflect Steam global achievement data captured on September 23, 2025.
Spoiler flags mirror the Steam listing. Total spoiler-tagged achievements: 28.
High-Impact Achievements
These checkpoints unlock major endings, track patched interactions, or require distinct playstyles. Use them to structure your achievement roadmap:
Yes, I'm Alone
Yes, I'm Alone
Get killed by the "Intruder."
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Achieve the "Yes, I'm a Murderer" ending.
Shroom or Doom
Shroom or Doom
Achieve the "Shroom or Doom" ending.
Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast of Champions
Start the day with coffee and a cigarette.
Welcome to FEMA
Welcome to FEMA
Achieve the "Welcome to FEMA" ending.
Everywhere at the End of Time
Everywhere at the End of Time
Unlock all endings.
Route Planning Advice
Segment Your Runs: Dedicate separate playthroughs to faction endings (FEMA, Cult, Murderer), basement secrets, and pacifist runs to minimise conflicting requirements.
Maintain Save Checkpoints: Keep rotating saves before Night 4, Night 8, and Night 12 to revisit vigilante inspections, occult quests, and late-game visitor arcs.
Log Consumables: Achievements such as "Breakfast of Champions" or "Story Was a Little Dry" hinge on daily item choices—note drinks and medicines you consume.
Leverage Community Logs: The Steam forums and Reddit threads document obscure triggers like radio frequencies, teen mentorship, and FEMA disciplinary steps.
Complete Achievement Table
| Original | Translation | Condition | Spoiler | Rarity | Tips |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not on my watch! | Not on my watch! | Identify a Visitor and take action (e.g., shoot them). | No Spoiler | 90.7% | Core gameplay mechanic, unlocks naturally. |
| TV Made Me Do It | TV Made Me Do It | Check someone for the first time based on a clue from the TV. | No Spoiler | 85.2% | Core gameplay mechanic, unlocks naturally. |
| Come and see | Come and see | Accept the "Egghead Guy's" invitation to enter the hole in the basement. | Spoiler | 82.8% | Related to the "Embrace The Inevitable" ending. |
| Special Delivery | Special Delivery | Order an item from ForRest. | No Spoiler | 74.0% | Call after watching the TV advertisement. |
| First time? | First time? | Mistakenly identify a human as a Visitor and kill them. | No Spoiler | 68.8% | Easily unlocked when acting on uncertainty. |
| Harsh Compromise | Harsh Compromise | Accept a bribe from a Visitor (usually an energy drink) to let them in. | No Spoiler | 61.1% | This option appears when refusing certain Visitors. |
| Your Fluffy Master | Your Fluffy Master | Feed the cat. | No Spoiler | 56.3% | Requires letting the "Cat Lady" in to get the cat first. |
| Wrath of the Vigilante | Wrath of the Vigilante | Get killed by the Vigilante. | Spoiler | 52.1% | Related to the ending of the same name. Intentionally show him a body part with a symptom. |
| Yes, I'm Alone | Yes, I'm Alone | Get killed by the "Intruder." | Spoiler | 51.3% | Related to the ending of the same name. Be alone on Night 4 or tell him you are. |
| Soooooo | Soooooo | Complete all special dialogues with the "Seductive Woman." | Spoiler | 50.6% | Related to "The Child of Doom" ending. |
| Amateurish Exorcism | Amateurish Exorcism | Use a special item to attempt to exorcise a Visitor. | Spoiler | 48.1% | Requires obtaining the item from a specific character. |
| Lost in the Roots | Lost in the Roots | Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest. | Spoiler | 47.5% | A secret storyline related to a specific Visitor. |
| Do Not Disturb | Do Not Disturb | Do not check anyone during the period requested by the "Egghead Guy." | Spoiler | 42.6% | Related to the "Embrace The Inevitable" ending. |
| Walk A Mile in Their Shoes | Walk A Mile in Their Shoes | Experience the full story arc of a Visitor. | Spoiler | 39.8% | Often related to the "Cashier Lady" or "Hunched Lady". |
| No, I'm not a Visitor | No, I'm not a Visitor | Successfully pass the Vigilante's inspection. | No Spoiler | 38.1% | Ensure you check and clean your own symptoms in the mirror before he arrives. |
| What THE HELL Was That?! | What THE HELL Was That?! | Witness the "Fetus" that appears after the "Seductive Woman" dies. | Spoiler | 36.6% | Related to "The Child of Doom" ending. |
| Frenemy | Frenemy | In different playthroughs, kill the same character when they are a human and when they are a Visitor. | No Spoiler | 29.1% | Requires multiple playthroughs and luck. The Amogus Guy is one target for this. |
| No, I'm Not Alone | No, I'm Not Alone | Achieve the "No, I'm Not Alone" ending. | Spoiler | 28.1% | See ending guide. |
| A House with History | A House with History | Explore the past of your house. | No Spoiler | 26.9% | Unlocked by interacting with certain items or talking to specific visitors. |
| House of the Living | House of the Living | Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week. | No Spoiler | 25.5% | Accurately identify and eliminate all Visitors in time, or use cat food. |
| Idiot Box | Idiot Box | Watch all television programs. | No Spoiler | 18.1% | Watch every channel on the TV each day, including extra shows after the news. |
| I AM THE LAW | I AM THE LAW | Take on the role of the Vigilante and pass judgment on an occupant. | Spoiler | 17.8% | Requires making a specific choice in the Vigilante's storyline. |
| Hot Potato | Hot Potato | Give a FEMA notice to a Visitor. | No Spoiler | 17.4% | After getting a notice from the firefighter, use it during an interaction with a Visitor. |
| The End? | The End? | Achieve "The End?" ending. | Spoiler | 16.9% | See ending guide. |
| Story Was a Little Dry | Story Was a Little Dry | Beat the game without drinking kombucha. | No Spoiler | 13.5% | Kombucha is an energy-restoring item; avoid using it for the entire run. |
| WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! | WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! | Give the "Sun Worshipper" beer until he vomits. | No Spoiler | 12.5% | Requires the "Sun Worshipper" to appear early and interacting with him for several days until the option to give beer appears. |
| TAKE RESPONSIBILITY | TAKE RESPONSIBILITY | Cause the death of a human due to your wrong decision. | Spoiler | 11.3% | Related to the "Fatal Child" ending line. |
| Happier Days | Happier Days | Find and view all photos or items related to the protagonist's past. | No Spoiler | 11.0% | Explore every corner of the house. |
| Embrace The Inevitable | Embrace The Inevitable | Achieve the "Embrace The Inevitable" ending. | Spoiler | 10.6% | See ending guide. |
| May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins! | May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins! | Achieve the "May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!" ending. | Spoiler | 9.7% | See ending guide. |
| Yes, I'm a Murderer | Yes, I'm a Murderer | Achieve the "Yes, I'm a Murderer" ending. | Spoiler | 9.5% | See ending guide. |
| Radioactive | Radioactive | Listen to all radio broadcasts. | No Spoiler | 9.1% | Requires patience in tuning the radio; different broadcasts may appear on different days and times. |
| Watch and learn | Watch and learn | Teach a young man the meaning of murder. | Spoiler | 9.0% | A special storyline related to the "Teenager" visitor. |
| Sommelier | Sommelier | Fill your belly (drink every type of alcohol). | No Spoiler | 9.0% | There are multiple types of alcohol in the game; drink each one once. |
| Event Horizon | Event Horizon | Witness the "Cold Person" reveal the black hole in their stomach. | Spoiler | 8.4% | Requires interacting with this Visitor for several consecutive days. |
| Shroom or Doom | Shroom or Doom | Achieve the "Shroom or Doom" ending. | Spoiler | 8.1% | See ending guide. |
| Breakfast of Champions | Breakfast of Champions | Start the day with coffee and a cigarette. | No Spoiler | 7.8% | Originally beer and a cigarette, corrected in a patch. |
| You Weren't Supposed to Hear That | You Weren't Supposed to Hear That | Overhear a secret conversation through eavesdropping or special means. | Spoiler | 7.2% | Interact with a door or wall at a specific time. |
| Family Dinner | Family Dinner | Don't refuse entry to any visitor. | No Spoiler | 6.6% | Throughout an entire playthrough, choose "Accept" for everyone who knocks. |
| Welcome to FEMA | Welcome to FEMA | Achieve the "Welcome to FEMA" ending. | Spoiler | 5.7% | See ending guide. |
| Wait... | Wait... | Kill a Visitor just before they are about to reveal themselves. | Spoiler | 5.2% | Requires precise timing. |
| The Child of Doom | The Child of Doom | Achieve "The Child of Doom" ending. | Spoiler | 3.2% | See ending guide. |
| Bullet Dodger | Bullet Dodger | Survive the confrontation with the Vigilante (through a non-standard method). | Spoiler | 1.9% | Requires a special item or dialogue choice. |
| You're Fired! | You're Fired! | Manage to get a FEMA agent disciplined by their superior. | Spoiler | 1.0% | Requires complex interactions and evidence gathering. |
| Everywhere at the End of Time | Everywhere at the End of Time | Unlock all endings. | Spoiler | 0.8% | The ultimate achievement, requires completing all ending paths. |
| The Whisperer in Darkness | The Whisperer in Darkness | Have a complete conversation with an unseen entity via the radio. | Spoiler | 0.6% | An extremely rare secret, requires tuning to a specific frequency at a specific time. |
| Martyr | Martyr | Sacrifice yourself to save all human occupants. | Spoiler | 0.4% | Choose to sacrifice yourself at the final decision point of a specific ending path. |
| Phone Book | Phone Book | Call every available phone number in the game. | No Spoiler | 0.1% | Extremely rare. Requires collecting all numbers by talking to visitors, watching TV, checking items, etc. |
Cross-Reference Routes
Pair with the Endings Matrix to confirm faction choices, vigilante tests, and cat-lady requirements tied to specific achievements.
Track fixes on the Patch History page—Hotfix #3 corrected "Breakfast of Champions" and addressed save-loss issues.
Use the Visitor Identification Guide to secure pacifist runs for "Family Dinner" and flawless weeks for "House of the Living".