Quick answer
Stand Up Guy
- Status
- Randomized guest
- Room
- Office
- First night
- Night 4+
- What to do
- Ignore the mouth and the armpits. Missing teeth, bleeding gums, and the dog fungus are always there. Red or bloodshot eyes and red or bruised hands are the visitor. Ordinary eyes and clean hands are the human.
Also called Comedian, Man in the Red Shirt.
From Night 4 onward. He sits on the office floor against the table.
Roster checked 2026-10-09. Page updated 2026-10-17.
Who they are
Stand Up Guy is randomized, office, from night 4. Bald, slightly heavy, a plain red shirt, blue jeans, brown shoes, brown eyes, hairy arms, missing teeth, bleeding gums. The article adds a fungal infection it attributes to his dog. He tells jokes that do not land and freezes when a painful memory surfaces. Eventually he tells it. The friendliness is real and socially off.
Ignore the mouth and the armpits. Missing teeth, bleeding gums, and the dog fungus are on both forms. Red or bloodshot eyes and red or bruised hands are the visitor. Ordinary eyes and clean hands are the human. Punk Girl is a different office guest, and her gums are not this row.
He shares the night-4 office rush with EnerJeka Addict and Immortal Man. No ending, no achievement.
The dog is not Cat Lady's cat and does not unlock Your Fluffy Master.
Roster tells
Randomized. The dog, the jokes, and the fungal armpits come with both forms.
Ignore the mouth and the armpits. He always has missing teeth, bleeding gums, and fungus from the dog. The split is the eyes and the hands: calm eyes and clean hands are human; bloodshot eyes and red or bruised marks on the hands are the visitor.
Visitor version
- Red or bloodshot eyes, and hands with red marks or bruised knuckles.
Human version
- Ordinary eyes and clean hands. The fungal armpits do not clear up.
False positives
- Fungal armpits from the dog, missing teeth, and bleeding gums are his usual body, not the identity split.
Room conflict: FEMA Wife, Gravedigger, or Punk Girl beside the coffee table leave him nowhere to sit.
Endings and achievements
No dedicated ending is tied to this entry in the roster. Survival endings still care whether a Visitor is alive in the house on day 14.
FAQ
Is Stand Up Guy a Visitor?
Randomized. Red eyes and bruised hands are the visitor form. The ruined mouth is there either way.
Are the bleeding gums his tell?
No. Missing teeth, bleeding gums, and the dog fungus are listed as always present. Eyes and hands are the split.
What night?
Office, from night 4.
Does the dog matter?
Only as his explanation. It is not a quest.
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