No I'm Not a Human Characters (NINAH): All Guests & Key NPCs

NINAH characters index: all 57 guests, Pale Visitor, Wireface, Cashier Girl, Coat Guy, and the Book of Smiles.

This is the No I'm Not a Human characters guide: the NINAH characters list for the searches that start with the cast. It indexes all 57 full-release guests — 9 guaranteed humans, 6 guaranteed Visitors, and 42 randomized roles — plus the story figures who never take a bed. Pale Visitor, Wireface, Cashier Girl, Coat Guy, Creepy Guy, and the Mushroom Eater's Book of Smiles each have their own page.

Roster facts come from the guest database on this site. Narrative details are rewritten from the cited character articles. Last roster verification 2026-10-09; character pages updated 2026-10-17.

Pale Visitor

Antagonist, not a roster guest · Door and windows; no bed

The mascot at the door on nights 3, 5, 9, and 11. He is not one of the 57 guests, and a lie about being alone does not save the house.

Wireface

Guaranteed human · Storage Room

Guaranteed human in the leftmost storage spot from night 3. The wires come off by morning. He is not a Visitor because his mouth was shut.

Creepy Guy

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized storage guest from night 5. Dirty or rotting teeth, hairy armpits, and a pale-pink aura are the visitor. The grin is the character, not the test.

Cashier Girl

Guaranteed Visitor · Storage Room

Guaranteed Visitor. Storage corner, night 1 on this roster. Sparing her after she starts killing other guests is how her route turns on the homeowner.

Coat Guy

Guaranteed Visitor · Living Room

Guaranteed Visitor on the living-room sofa. The cold is not the proof. Four days of talk open a hole in his stomach and kill the room.

Angry Guy

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized, living room, night 8 or later. A refusal can turn into an EnerJeka bribe. Four real conversations unlock his wife's phone number.

Seductive Woman

Randomized guest · Bedroom

Randomized bedroom guest from night 4. Rainbow irises mark the Visitor version. The kind route is a separate ending, not a way to prove she is human.

Surgeon

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized doctor in storage from night 5. A rash and a multicolored aura are the visitor. Clean hands and black spots over the heart are the human. Two pupils are not proof.

Protagonist

Player character · The house

You play the unnamed man inside the house. He is not a roster guest. His own signs move when the week gets worse, and the gun does not work on the Pale Visitor.

Mushroom Eater

Quest visitor, not a roster guest · Door only

He never moves in. After Cat Lady opens the basement, his pages are the Book of Smiles, and the three chores decide Shroom or Doom.

Guaranteed humans

The full-release roster fixes these entries as human. A strange body, a sewn mouth, or a burn scar is not a Visitor tell for them.

Man in Hazmat

Guaranteed human · Bathroom

Guaranteed human in the bathroom from night 7. The sewn mouth and the incomplete FEMA suit are not Visitor evidence. Four talks produce an embassy number.

Widowed Woman

Guaranteed human · Bathroom

Guaranteed human in the bathroom from night 4. Grief and the corpse scene in the bathroom are not a Visitor tell.

Bar Guy

Guaranteed human · Living Room

Guaranteed human, also called Tall Guy or Tall Man. Living-room sofa, and this roster only lists him on the first night of a month.

Disfigured Firefighter

Guaranteed human · Living Room

Guaranteed human in the living room on night 7. Burns are a false positive. He hands you a FEMA notice for the Welcome to FEMA route.

Death Cult Peons

Guaranteed human · Office

Three guaranteed humans counted as one office entry on night 8. Dirty hands and red eyes are the robes, not a Visitor verdict.

Kindergarten Teacher

Guaranteed human · Office

Guaranteed human in the office from night 5. The lost tooth and the blistered hands are from a burning school, not from a Visitor row.

Blinded Man

Guaranteed human · Kitchen

Guaranteed human in the kitchen from night 7. He tore his eyes out after seeing IT. Blindness is not a Visitor tell, and the Fortune Teller can block his chair.

Little Girl

Guaranteed human · Kitchen

Guaranteed human. The roster says she appears on the first night of a month as a non-guest introduction, using the kitchen row.

Wireface

Guaranteed human · Storage Room

Guaranteed human in the leftmost storage spot from night 3. The wires come off by morning. He is not a Visitor because his mouth was shut.

Guaranteed Visitors

These six entries are Visitors in the full-release identification list. Letting one stay can still be the right route choice.

Babushka

Guaranteed Visitor · Living Room

Guaranteed Visitor in the living room from night 4. The frail voice and the missing teeth are the performance. The roster does not offer a human pass.

Cat Lady

Guaranteed Visitor · Living Room

Guaranteed Visitor in the living-room closet on night 4. She brings the cat, opens the basement, and laughs about it.

Coat Guy

Guaranteed Visitor · Living Room

Guaranteed Visitor on the living-room sofa. The cold is not the proof. Four days of talk open a hole in his stomach and kill the room.

Big Momma

Guaranteed Visitor · Office

Guaranteed Visitor in the office from night 3. She drops the act if you refuse her or if you talk three times, and the bugs in her ears are the sprite.

Immortal Man

Guaranteed Visitor · Office

Guaranteed Visitor in the office from night 4. His route is the Lost in the Roots achievement, not a human acquittal.

Cashier Girl

Guaranteed Visitor · Storage Room

Guaranteed Visitor. Storage corner, night 1 on this roster. Sparing her after she starts killing other guests is how her route turns on the homeowner.

Randomized guests

The same face can be human or Visitor on different runs. Use the nightly clue, the guest-specific contrast, and the false-positive notes.

Ex-Minister

Randomized guest · Bathroom

Randomized bathroom guest from night 5. Fungus in the armpits marks the visitor; a clean armpit marks the human. The bare stomach is either way.

Stoner

Randomized guest · Bathroom

Randomized bathroom guest from night 1. The roster contrast is dirty nails, white eyes, and fungal armpits against clean nails, red eyes, and clean armpits.

Sun Guy

Randomized guest · Bathroom

Randomized bathroom guest from night 1. Bloodshot eyes, a clean armpit, and a yellow-less aura mark the visitor. The demo version was human.

Tattooed Woman

Randomized guest · Bathroom

Randomized bathroom guest from night 4. A missing or bloody nail and bleeding gums mark the visitor. Full nails and calm gums mark the human.

Tourist

Randomized guest · Bathroom

Randomized bathroom guest from night 1. Visitor side: dark-red patches under the right pinky, bloodshot eyes, red spots on a purple photo.

Seductive Woman

Randomized guest · Bedroom

Randomized bedroom guest from night 4. Rainbow irises mark the Visitor version. The kind route is a separate ending, not a way to prove she is human.

Angry Guy

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized, living room, night 8 or later. A refusal can turn into an EnerJeka bribe. Four real conversations unlock his wife's phone number.

Bandana Guy

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 8. Visitor side: brown nails, green eyes, purple photo aura. He whispers at the living-room door after you let him stay.

Best Son

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 8 in a BEST SON jersey. Visitor side: pure-white teeth and a purple body in the photo.

Fairytale Enjoyer

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 5. Visitor side: black nails, red eyes, and clean ears. He would rather tell a story than fight the refusal.

Nun

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 2, in an Orthodox habit with a prayer rope. Visitor side: a dark photo silhouette and no neck creases.

Rockstar

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 1. Hairy armpits are human and hairless armpits are the visitor. A black photo can still be human.

Suit Guy

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 5. Visitor side: fungal armpits, glowing eyes in the photo, brighter teeth and gums. He will test whether you act like prey.

Taxi Driver

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room guest from night 3. Visitor side: hairless armpits, yellow teeth, clean nails. He is afraid of passengers, FEMA, and Suit Guy.

The Twins

Randomized guest · Living Room

Randomized living-room sisters from night 3 who enter together. Their checks run opposite, so test the smoker and the depressed sister separately.

Cheerful Man

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest who can appear any night. Visitor side: rashy hands and white orbs around the head on a blue aura.

College Runaway

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 3. Visitor side: red gums, hand blotches, dirty nails, and black spots in the aura photo.

Deadbeat Mom

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 1. Rashy hands and a strong multicolored aura mark the visitor. Clean hands and a purple aura mark the human.

Debtor

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 1. Visitor side: black, fungus-covered armpits. He is cheerful about a frozen bank account.

EnerJeka Addict

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 4. Green teeth, dirty nails, and red-in-green eyes mark the visitor. He shares the spot with Wheelchair Guy.

FEMA Wife

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 8. Visitor side: fungus on hairless armpits, bloodshot eyes, unpainted nails. She is not the FEMA Agent.

Gravedigger

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 1. Visitor side: two people-shaped shadows in the photograph. Dirty nails are expected either way.

Morbid Romantic

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 7. White teeth, bloodshot eyes, and no armpit fungus mark the visitor. The fungal armpit leans human.

Punk Girl

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 4. Visitor side: bleeding gums and unusually slow pupils. She likes you if she thinks you are strong.

Sleepless Man

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 8. Yellow teeth, clean nails, and red eyes mark the visitor. White teeth and dirty nails mark the human.

Stand Up Guy

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 4. Red eyes and bruised hands mark the visitor. Missing teeth, bleeding gums, and dog fungus are there either way.

Wheelchair Guy

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 8, also called Wheelchair User. Visitor side: missing fingertips, rashy armpits, a gold tooth. The amputations are a lie.

Wounded Man

Randomized guest · Office

Randomized office guest from night 8. Red eyes, cut hands, and a black aura mark the visitor. Ordinary eyes and hands mark the human.

Amogus Guy

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 1 in an Amogus shirt. Visitor side: dirty nails, red eyes, hairless armpits, a red-and-blue photo aura.

Armchair Lawyer Guy

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 3 who wants a tenant agreement. Visitor side: rashy hands and a white, spotted photo silhouette.

Bearded Huntsman

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 2, also called Bearded Guy or Hunter. Visitor side: white teeth, bloodshot eyes, and a refusal to be photographed.

Conspiracy Theorist

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 4, a fired reporter with a parasite theory. Visitor side: rashy hands and a silhouette missing the expected photo spots.

Ex-Con

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 1. Dirty nails, red eyes, and a gooey ear mark the visitor. The scars are on both forms.

Fortune Teller

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest who can appear any night. Visitor side: red eyes and a multicolored photo aura. Two talks reveal a phone number for spiritual experts.

Husband and Wife

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen pair from night 1. Unmarked hands and bloodshot eyes mark the visitor husband. Bruised knuckles mark the human.

Leper Guy

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 1. White teeth and hairless armpits mark the visitor. Yellow teeth and fungal armpits mark the human. Skip the lesions.

Neighbor

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest. This roster says night 31. The character article instead opens the game with his beer and his warning. That timing conflict is unverified.

Parentless Teenager

Randomized guest · Kitchen

Randomized kitchen guest from night 1. Rashy hands, a glowing forehead, and a striped aura mark the visitor. Skip the gums and the armpits.

Creepy Guy

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized storage guest from night 5. Dirty or rotting teeth, hairy armpits, and a pale-pink aura are the visitor. The grin is the character, not the test.

Homeless Man

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized storage guest from night 8. Visitor side: hairless armpits and a black photo silhouette. He calls Cashier Girl the crooked girl.

Surgeon

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized doctor in storage from night 5. A rash and a multicolored aura are the visitor. Clean hands and black spots over the heart are the human. Two pupils are not proof.

Theater Guy

Randomized guest · Storage Room

Randomized storage guest from night 1. Red skin around the bandages and fungal armpits mark the visitor. Clean bandages mark the human.

Story NPCs and entities

These figures drive nights, endings, or the television. They are not beds in the 57-guest roster.

Pale Visitor

Antagonist, not a roster guest · Door and windows; no bed

The mascot at the door on nights 3, 5, 9, and 11. He is not one of the 57 guests, and a lie about being alone does not save the house.

Protagonist

Player character · The house

You play the unnamed man inside the house. He is not a roster guest. His own signs move when the week gets worse, and the gun does not work on the Pale Visitor.

Mushroom Eater

Quest visitor, not a roster guest · Door only

He never moves in. After Cat Lady opens the basement, his pages are the Book of Smiles, and the three chores decide Shroom or Doom.

Vigilante

Hunter, not a roster guest · Door, then the rooms he searches

Neighbor's brother, not a guest. Inspections land on nights 10 and 12. Show him an infected body part and the run ends in Wrath of the Vigilante.

Death

Ending entity · Beyond the basement hole

Not a guest. You meet Death only on Embrace The Inevitable, after the basement tunnel and the humming hole the Miner warns you about.

Prophetic Man

Repeating visitor, not a roster guest · Door

A repeating visitor who never explains his past. He gets more disheveled each time, and his late visits talk about the basement hole.

FEMA Agent

Agency NPC, not a roster guest · Door, then he takes someone

Yellow hazmat, a PMK-2 mask, and a rifle. He removes a guest for testing each visit. He is not the randomized FEMA Wife.

Reporters

Television NPC · The television

The morning broadcast is where the daily clue comes from. The reporter is a human face on FEMA's script, and the script gets worse.

Death Cult Leader

Route NPC · Door, then the office where the peons stay

He does not take a bed. He leaves three guaranteed-human peons on night 8 and returns with an invitation. FEMA must not take them first.

Named, but not a separate page

These names show up in the sources, and the articles are too thin for a unique profile. They are listed here so the index stays complete.

  • Protagonist's Wife

    Hallway photos and an office painting are the evidence. Her character article only confirms a separation, so she stays on the protagonist page. Related profile

  • The Salesman

    A red-suited door figure with almost no documented route. Not enough sourced gameplay to justify a profile.

  • Delivery Man

    A working courier who grows more hopeless after FEMA takes a coworker. The article is too short for a standalone guide. Related profile

  • Miner

    His crew finds the humming hole under the basement during Embrace The Inevitable. That route is covered with Death and the Prophetic Man. Related profile

  • Raincoat Child

    A yellow-raincoat cameo tied to Static Dread: The Lighthouse. He does not ask for shelter in this game. Related profile

  • Fetus

    The supernatural child in The Child of Doom. The sequence lives on the Seductive Woman page. Related profile