Stoner in No I'm Not a Human: Human or Visitor?

Randomized bathroom guest from night 1. The roster contrast is dirty nails, white eyes, and fungal armpits against clean nails, red eyes, and clean armpits.

Quick answer

Stoner

Status
Randomized guest
Room
Bathroom
First night
Night 1+
What to do
Compare those three points with the nightly clue. The Hawaiian shirt and the smoke are the character, not the verdict.

Any night from Night 1 through Night 7, on the washing machine.

Roster checked 2026-10-09. Page updated 2026-10-17.

Who they are

Stoner can show up in the bathroom from night 1 and shares that spot with Sun Guy or Tattooed Woman. He is randomized. Greasy dreadlocks, gauged ears, green dilated eyes, a green Hawaiian shirt with palms over a white undershirt, a chain, baggy brown jeans. He wants a movie more than a plan for the sun. Dialogue keeps him high, bored by anything that is not a thrill, and annoyed at the homeowner's empty shelf.

The guest file's contrast is the part to memorize. Visitor side: dirty fingernails, white eyes, rashy or fungal armpits. Human side: clean fingernails, red eyes, clean armpits. Red eyes are the human side of this pair, which is easy to invert if you learned a different guest first. Read his row, not a universal eye chart.

He has no ending and no achievement on the roster. A night-1 bathroom bed is valuable, and a random roll is a worse bet than Bar Guy on the sofa if both are available and you need a known human before night 3.

Outside sign tables sometimes add checks this file does not store. If a guide lists a Stoner sign that is not nails, eyes, or armpits, leave it unverified against this roster.

Roster tells

Randomized, and his human form is the one that looks intoxicated.

Flip the usual eye clue. Red eyes plus clean nails and a clean armpit are the human stoner; white eyes, dirty nails, and a fungal armpit are the visitor. He sits on the bathroom washing machine and will try to bribe you if you shut the door.

Visitor version

  • Dirty fingernails, white eyes, and a rashy or fungal armpit.

Human version

  • Clean nails, red eyes, and a clean armpit. The red eyes come from the smoking, not from being a visitor.

False positives

  • Red eyes on this guest point toward human. The visitor's eyes stay white.

Room conflict: Sun Guy or Tattooed Woman on the washing machine keeps him out.

Interaction: Two days of talk and he trades his special tootsie roll for an ordinary cigarette.

Endings and achievements

No dedicated ending is tied to this entry in the roster. Survival endings still care whether a Visitor is alive in the house on day 14.

Achievement ids on the roster: ach_52. Open the achievements guide.

FAQ

Is the Stoner a Visitor?

He can be either. Visitor: dirty nails, white eyes, fungal armpits. Human: clean nails, red eyes, clean armpits.

What night and room?

Bathroom, from night 1.

Do red eyes mean Visitor for him?

No. On his human row, red eyes are the human contrast.

Who shares the bathroom spot?

Sun Guy or Tattooed Woman.

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